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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/6/2009

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Too tired to have sex

Newfie Medical  Dictionary

Swine flu results

Housework was a woman’s job, but one
evening, Jane arrived home from work
to find the children bathed, one load of
laundry in the washer and another in the
dryer Dinner was on the stove, and the
table set. She was astonished!

It turns out that Ralph had read an article
that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and
had to do their own housework were too
tired to have sex’.

The night went very well. The next day,
she told her office friends all about it.
‘We had a great dinner. Ralph even
cleaned up the kitchen. He helped the
kids do their homework, folded all the
laundry and put it away.. I really enjoyed
the evening.’

‘But what about afterward?’
asked her friends.

‘Oh, that……… Ralph was too tired.’
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Newfie Medical  Dictionary

Artery………………………..  The study of paintings
Bacteria…………………….  Back door to cafeteria
Barium………………………  What doctors do when patients die
Benign………………………  What you be, after you be eight
Caesarean Section…… A  neighborhood in Rome Cat 
scan………………….. Searching for Kitty
Cauterize………………….  Made eye contact with her
Colic…………………………  A sheep dog
Coma……………………….  A punctuation mark
Dilate……………………….  To live long
Enema………………………Not  a friend
Fester………………………  Quicker than someone else
Fibula………………………  A small lie
Impotent……………………Distinguished,  well known Labor 
Pain…………….. Getting hurt at work Medical 
Staff…………… A Doctor’s cane Morbid……………………… 
A higher offer Nitrates…………………….  Cheaper than day
rates Node…………………………  I knew it
Outpatient…………………  A person who has fainted
Pelvis……………..  ………. Second cousin to Elvis Post
Operative…………  A letter carrier Recovery Room……….  Place
to do upholstery Rectum…………………….  Nearly killed him
Secretion………………….  Hiding something
Seizure……………………  Roman emperor
Tablet………………………  A small table Terminal
Illness……….  Getting sick at the airport
Tumor………………………  One plus one more
Urine………………………..  Opposite of you’re  out

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Swine flu results

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