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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/24/2009

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Once Upon a Time…

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A Greek and an Irishman were sitting in a bar one day discussing who had the
superior culture.  Over his beer, the Greek says, ” We were the ones that built the Parthenon”.

“Well”, says the Irishman, “It was the Irish who discovered the summer and winter solstices”.

The Greek replies, “We gave birth to advanced mathematics”.

The Irishman nods and says, “We were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars”.

And so on until the Greek comes up with the one he thinks will end the discussion.  With a flourish of finality, he says, “The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!”.

The Irishman replies, “Indeed, that is true, but it was we Irish that introduced it to women!”
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Once upon a time lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts.
Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.

One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague, David the physician, the King’s chief doctor. David thought about this and said that he could arrange for Nick to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Nick readily agreed to the scheme.

The next day, David made a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen’s bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, David informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had shown that, among all of the citizens of the kingdom, only the saliva of Nick would work as the antidote to cure the itch.

The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Nick to their chambers. David then slipped Nick the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen’s large and magnificent breasts. The Queen’s itching was eventually relieved, and Nick left satisfied and was hailed by the King and Queen as a hero. 

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick found David demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins.. With his obsession now satisfied, Nick couldn’t have cared less knowing that David could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost.

The next day, David slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King’s underwear. The King immediately summoned Nick . . . The moral of the story – Pay your fuckin’ bills.
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