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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/01/2009

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So when did you actually realize you’d been raped?

It a penis and my daddy has two of them!!!”

Extra man?

Judge Judy to prostitute :
‘So when did you actually realize you’d been raped?’

Prostitute, wiping away tears:
‘When the check bounced.’
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A fifth grade teacher is told she must teach sex education to her class. She decides to use a math technique to teach the subject, and thinks flash cards will work well. The next day in class, she holds up the first flash card, a picture of breast, and asked “does anyone know what this is?” Little Suzie responds – “I know, I know! It’s a picture of a breast and my mommy has two of them!” The teacher says “very good Suzie, you get a star for the exercise”

The teacher grabs the next card and holds it up. It’s a picture of a penis. She asks “Does anyone know what this is?” and little Tommy says “I know I know!! It a penis and my daddy has two of them!!!”

The teacher says “well Tommy, It is a penis but your daddy can’t have two of them.”

Tommy says “sure he does, he’s got a little one he pees out of and a great big one he brushes mommy’s teeth with!”

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Where does the extra man come from?

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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