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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/29/2009

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A little known fact….

One of the best and shortest ever Letters to the Editor…

Eleventh wedding

The forest has changed is the last 30 years

The first testicular guard “Cup” was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in
1974. It took 100 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
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  One of the best and shortest ever Letters to the Editor…

“The NHL obviously fears that if Hamilton gets a professional hockey team,
Toronto will want one too.”

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Eleventh wedding

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to Please be gentle; Im still a virgin.

What? said the puzzled groom.

How can that be possible if you’ve been married ten times.?

Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he just kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said hed look into it and get back with me..

Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn’t get the system up.

Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didnt know when he would be able to deliver.

Husband #5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn’t sure whether it was his job or not.

Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it. .

Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was … God I miss him.

But now that I’ve married you, I’m so excited.
Wonderful, said the husband, but why?
To which she replied,
Your with the GOVERNMENT . ..
This time I KNOW IM gonna get SCREWED.
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The forest has changed in the last 30 years

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