OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/28/2009
Written by chuck on May 27, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Quote: If it wasn’t for drugs, alcohol and stupid people, we wouldn’t have jobs
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Things change
Who is the greatest liar in the world
Sex flow chart
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of
Israel” pick up your shovel , mount your asses and camels,
and I will lead you to the promised land”.
Nearly 75 years ago , Roosevelt said, ” Lay down your shovels,
sit on your asses , and light up a camel , this is the promised land.”
Now Obama is going to steal your shovel , kick your asses, raise
The price of camels , and mortgage the promised land.
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Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walked, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.”
“I am entering!” said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”
“First Place!” said Snow White.
They continue walking and they see a sign: “Contest for the strongest man in the world.”
“I’m entering,” says Superman. After half an hour, he returns and they ask him, “How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”
They continue walking when they see a sign: “Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?” Pinocchio enters.
After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is this Nancy Pelosi?” asked Pinocchio.
If Pinocchio lived in Jefferson County Alabama the answer would be…
“Who the hell is this Bettye F. Collins?” asked Pinocchio.
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