OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/27/2009
Written by chuck on May 26, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
When the priest slid open the panel to the Confessionals Cell …
Indecent Exposure
Thong rules
The man confessing to his sins said:
“Father … During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her
from the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.”
The Priest replied: “That was a wonderful thing you did, and you
have no need to confess that.”
“There is more to tell, Father…
“She started to repay me with sexual favors. This happened several
times a week, and sometimes twice on Sundays.”
The Priest said, “That was a long time ago and by doing what you did,
you placed the two of you in great danger. But, two people under those
given circumstances could easily have succumbed to the weakness of
the flesh.
However, if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed to be
forgiven.”
“Thank you, Father. “That’s a great load off my mind. I do have one more
question.”
“And what is that?” asked the Priest. “Should I now tell her, that the war
is over ??? ”
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The other day, I got pulled over by the police because my car didn’t
have any hub caps on the tires. I said, “What’s the charge officer?”
He said, “It’s Indecent Exposure.”
I exclaimed, “Indecent exposure?”
He said, “Yes! You can’t just ride around with your nuts showing!”
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