OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/26/2009
Written by chuck on May 25, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Quote: ‘I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day. ‘ Frank Sinatra
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The Value of a Drink
Do you think he’ll jump?
Coke ad for seniors
The Value of a Drink
‘Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink
I feel shame . Then I look into the glass and think
about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes
and dreams .. If I didn’t drink this wine, they might be out
of work and their dreams would be shattered.
Then I say to myself, ‘It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.’
Jack Handy
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
happened to your bra and panties.
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Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV.
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a
man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Tom and said, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
Tom says, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replied, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Tom placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a
swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Tom, saying,
“Fair’s fair. Here’s your money.”
Tom replied, “I can’t take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news
and so I knew he would jump.”
The blond replied, “I did too; but I didn’t think he’d do it again.”
Tom took the money.
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