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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/19/2009

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The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner.

The scream

Obama Man

The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied.

“Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?”

“Yep,” said the youngster. “I heard Pa say to Ma, ‘Might as well have the old goat for dinner today as any other day.’”
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When I was 17, my mother remarried and moved
to Tulsa, Oklahoma, leaving me alone to finish my
senior year of high school in the little town where
we lived (She was only about an hour away and I
was very responsible for my age).

My girlfriend had decided to stay the night one
Saturday, on Sunday morning we woke up and
started to have sex.

We got very involved and she started screaming
very loudly, then we heard the toilet flush in the
next room – my mother had come home for a
Sunday lunch!

When we finally got the courage to come out of the
bedroom, my mother was sitting at the dining room
table and asked, “Did your father have the whole
sex talk with you before we got divorced?”

He hadn’t, but as most kids did at that time we
learned in school, I said, “No mom, he did not.”

To which she replied, “Darn, I didn’t think so, we
were married for 28 years and he never made me
scream like that!!”
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