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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/4/2004

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She’s heard of a new drink she wants him to try

A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor

Handbag help

This guy and his girlfriend head to the local bar. The girl says she’ll be happy to pick up the round as she’s heard of a new drink she wants him to try.

She gets back to the table and has two drinks for him. One is a measure of Bailey’s. The other full of lime juice.

She says, “Ok, what you have to do is swig the Bailey’s, hold it in your mouth, and then drink the lime juice.”

He looks a little dubious but does as he’s told because she’s really cute when she’s enthusiastic.

First he swallows the Bailey’s. Smooth. Creamy. A warm feeling in his mouth.

Then he chugs the lime juice.

After about a second, the cream in the Bailey’s curdles in his mouth.

Two seconds into it his face turns the color of fresh lime juice.

Three seconds and he finally calms his stomach enough to swallow the mess.

As he makes a face, she whispers sweetly in his ear, “It’s called ‘Blowjob Revenge’.”
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A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his doctor and asks him what he can
do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious, but can be cured by inserting a suppository up his anal passage. The man agrees and so the doctor warns him of the pain, tell him to bend over and shoves the thing way up his behind. The doctor then hands him a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours.

So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second suppository inserted, but he finds that he cannot reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, put one hand on his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.

Suddenly the man screams, “Arrgghhhh!”

“What’s the matter?” asked the wife, “Did I hurt you?”

“No,” replies the man, “but I just realized that when the doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders.”

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