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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/30/2009

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Sign hanging over the bar

His father insisted he join the army.

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside.

As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar:

COLD BEER: $2.00

HAMBURGER: $2.25

CHEESEBURGER: $2.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50

HAND JOB: $50.00

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole’ biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.

She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker.

“Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, “may I help you?”

The ole biker leans over the bar, “I was wondering young lady,” he whispers, “are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?”

She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs “Why yes, yes, I sure am”.

The ole’ biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly, “Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger”.

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When his son refused to get a job, his father insisted he join the army.

At the induction physical, the medical doctor directed the reluctant recruit to read the eye chart across the room.

‘What chart doc?’ the young man asked.

‘The one on the wall!’ The doctor said.

‘What wall?’

Sensing he had a deadbeat on his hands, the doctor asked his beautiful nurse to strip and walk into the room naked.

‘What do you see now son?’

‘Doc, I can’t see a thing, I must be blind as a bat.’

‘Well, you may not see anything,’ the doctor said,’but your dick is pointing straight toward Fort Benning , GA !!

Welcome to the U.S. ARMY my boy.’
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