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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/29/2009

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You suck it!

11 people on a rope

I think I have to throw up

To make it stand,
You wet it !
To make it wet,
You suck it !
To make it stiff,
You lick it !
To get it in,
You push it!

Damn !

Threading a needle when you’re older is a BITCH.
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Eleven people were hanging on a rope, under a helicopter.10 men and 1 woman.

The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one had to leave, because otherwise they were all going to fall.They weren’t able to choose that person, until the woman gave a very touching speech. She said that she would voluntarily let go of the rope, because,as a woman, she was used to giving up everything for her husband and kids or for men in general, and was used to always making sacrifices with little in return. As soon as she finished her speech, all the men started clapping …….
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A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “can we leave now?”

“No,” her mother replied.

“Well, I think I have to throw up!” exclaimed the girl.

“Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush,” said her mother.

After about sixty seconds, the little girl returned to her seat. “Did you throw up?” her mother asked.

“Yes,” the little girl replied.

“How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?” her mother asked.

“I didn’t have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, ‘For the Sick.’”
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