OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/26/2009
Written by chuck on March 25, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
Rectum deodorant
Nascar News: Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don’t sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis, and would like some more.
“I’m sorry”, says the pharmacist, “we don’t have any.”
“But I always get it here,” says the blonde.
“Do you have the container it comes in?” asks the pharmacist “YES!”, said the blonde, “I’ll go home and get it.”
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her, “This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant.”
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the container…”TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM.”
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Nascar News: Jeff Gordon fires entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Gordon’s decision to take advantage of
President Obama’s scheme to employ Harlem youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon’s
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and
bold move by Gordon’s management team as most races are won or lost in
the pits.
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN, and sold
the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos
of Jeff Gordon’s wife in the shower.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/25/2009
Written by chuck on March 24, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
“Marriage Definitions”
Gay trip to the Zoo
Jack Pot!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/24/2009
Written by chuck on March 23, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
A guy was traveling through Mexico
A $50 Lesson
Eye test
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/23/2009
Written by chuck on March 22, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Redneck word of the day : “OBAMA”
I BOUGHT ME A CASE OF BEER AND DRANK IT OBAMASELF!
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Just a few facts!
The Gator Fight
Bolt cutters
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Nola says…
Written by chuck on March 22, 2009 – 8:04 pm -The election is over….he won….and I am getting tired of the campaigning. He doesn’t have to be on tv every day and his idiot press man doesn’t need to have a press conference every day. He never says anything so I can’t figure the importance to his being on. I am tired of hearing that the great one went on Jay Leno’s show. Tired of hearing about his Wednesday nite cocktail parties and even tired ot hearing that Michelle is planting a garden.
Thanks, for letting me vent. I feel a little better now.
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A second look at the Federal Reserve
Written by chuck on March 21, 2009 – 10:47 am -The Creature from Jekyll Island.
Very interesting and important, but you will need one hour.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/20/2009
Written by chuck on March 19, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Did you hear that Viagra now comes in a nasal spray? It’s for Dickheads.
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Come on Johnny time to wake and get ready for school
Lincoln and Obama
Look at the Menu
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Ned says…
Written by chuck on March 19, 2009 – 6:45 am -Chuck,
I know by now that you have seen the 165 M. bonus “scandal” at AIG. I cannot believe the nerve of these executives that think that they deserve a bonus for the way that they have driven their company into the ground, taken taxpayers’ money as a bailout, and have basically stolen money from all the American People who have been insured through them.
It is an outrage to me and I often wonder how many other companies and corporations are doing the same behind all of our backs. I am sure that the medical insurance is the same way as well as home owners and auto insurance companies. I see it in the rates I pay. Where is our voice in all of this?
It is a shame that “We the People” no longer have a voice in anything. I am tired of paying taxes to bail out corporate giants and lazy ass people who do not want to work, and expect us to pay for them. Since our current president wants to do this, let him pay for it out of his own pocket and leave mine alone.
Big business runs the country and the government, and I have no doubt about that. I hope that all these 19-25 Year olds who voted for NObama are happy.
Thank God that I still have a job and I still have a check coming in, and I pray that many hard working people that are without a job soon find something. This country has been built by hard working Americans and has been protected by the Greatest Military in the world. I served my time and am grateful for those that are serving now.
I may be a register Democrat, but that does not mean I vote Dem., I vote for the most qualified and that sure is not who is in office now.
Just another disgruntled taxpayer,
Ned
He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead!
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/19/2009
Written by chuck on March 18, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
A woman was called in front of a Texas grand jury for manslaughter.
An Irishman went to confession.
Obama paper
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Scenes from the recession
Written by chuck on March 18, 2009 – 8:30 pm -The state of our global economy: foreclosures, evictions, bankruptcies, layoffs, abandoned projects, and the people and industries caught in the middle. It can be difficult to capture financial pressures in photographs, but here a few recent glimpses into some of the places and lives affected by what some are calling the “Great Recession”.
Click here for scenes from the recession
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Sad…very sad. I would like to know how many folks were living beyond their income.
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