OUR LIGHTER SIDE 3/27/2009
Written by chuck on March 26, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
River Cruise
Medical Help!
How do you get a blond to climb on your roof?
Glow in the dark!
River Cruise
A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES – $100. He goes into the agency and hands the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him over the head with a baseball bat and throws him in the river.
Another man is walking down the street a half hour later, sees the sign and pays the guy $100. The travel agent then whacks him with the baseball bat and throws him in the river.
Sometime later, the two men are floating down the river together and the first man asks, “Do you think they’ll serve any food on this cruise?”
The second man says, “I don’t think so. They didn’t do it last year.”
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Medical Help!
I received this medical tip from a friend; thought it might help you, too.
If you’re bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the
following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur:
“My financial and personnel well being are totally in the hands of
Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner,
Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, Chris Dodd and Al Gore.”
If that doesn’t scare the shit out of you, then you are probably destined to be
full of it for the rest of your life.
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How do you get a blond to climb on your roof?
Tell her the drinks are on the house.
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
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