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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/26/2009

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Quote: Everybody likes a little ass, nobody likes a smartass….. Leigh R.
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You know your are living in 2009 when:

The bar drunk was bragging about his sexual exploits.

Women know your limits

You know your are living in 2009 when:

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresse.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile : )

12. You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list.

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The bar drunk was bragging about his sexual exploits. “You know,” he said, “I once banged a cute little oriental stewardess right there in the plane during an overnight flight. Hey, I really put on a
sustained performance that time! I was so damn good they oughta make a picture about it. Let’s see…what would be a good title?”

The bartender yawned and said, “How about Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo?”

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Women know your limits

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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Chuck