OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/25/2009
Written by chuck on February 24, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
Three dead bodies
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game
The party is over
Three dead bodies
Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
The Coroner tells the Inspector, “First body is a 72 year old Frenchman. He died of heart failure while with his mistress. Hence the enormous smile.”
“The second body is an Irishman, 25 years of age. He won a thousand dollars on the lottery and spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile.
” The Inspector asked, “What of the third body?”
“Ah,” says the coroner, “This is the most unusual one. Nancy Pelosi, Speaker of the House, 66, struck by lightning.”
“But, why is she smiling then?” inquires the Inspector.
“Thought she was having her picture taken.”
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A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring “Run….run!”
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!”
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams: “R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!”
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk. The Scotsman stands up yelling: “R-r-run ya Bahstard, r-r-run!” All the surrounding fans chuckle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whispers, “He doesn’t have to run, he got four balls.”
“Walk with pr-r-ride man!”
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