OUR LIGHTER SIDE 2/24/2009
Written by chuck on February 23, 2009 – 9:30 pm -Please tell your friends about Chuck’s blog and OLS
Thought of the day: “No woman will ever be truly satisfied, because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money.”
Logical!
To accommodate aging baby boomers.
Hands free lock
Logical!
Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herself out
of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had
to hurry to get there before she forgot where she was going?
Makes perfect sense to me …..
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Some of the artists of the 60′s are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Bobby Darin —
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin’ a Flash.
Herman’s Hermits —
Mrs. Brown, You’ve Got a Lovely Walker .
Ringo Starr —
I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.
The Bee Gees — -
How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.
Roberta Flack—
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.
Johnny Nash — -
I Can’t See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon—
Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver
The Commodores —
Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.
Marvin Gaye —
Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.
Procol Harem—
A Whiter Shade of Hair.
Leo Sayer —
You 20 Make Me Feel Like Napping.
The Temptations —
Papa’s Got a Kidney Stone.
Abba—
Denture Queen.
Tony Orlando — =2 0
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.
Helen Reddy — I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.
Leslie Gore— It’s My Procedure, and I’ll Cry If I Want To.
And Last but NOT least
Willie Nelson — On the Commode Again
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
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