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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/30/2009

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“My mind is a garden. My thoughts are the seeds. My harvest will be either flower or weeds.”
Mel Weldon

Ice Cream

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY….

The cooler

Ice Cream

Ben and Jerry’s is coming out with an unbelievable new ice cream in honor of
the messiah. It is being churned in Washington, DC and appropriately named : “Baracky Road” —-half chocolate and half vanilla surrounded by fruits and nuts.

Don’t care who you voted for !

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Specificity
British Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you’re not really my type
Good evening officer, isn’t it lovely out tonight

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The cooler

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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