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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/29/2009

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“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.” Somerset Maugham

Daddy in charge

Nothing on from the waist down

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One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from an accident.

Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift and it was one of my favorite toys..

Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought Daddy a little cup of “tea,” which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, my Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room to watch me bring him a cup of tea, because it was “just the cutest thing!” My Mom waited, and sure enough, here I come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up.

Then she says, (as only a mother would know . . . ),

“Did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?”

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A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandpa sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.

‘Grandpa, what are you doing?’ he exclaimed.

The old man looked off in the distance and did not answer him.

‘Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?’

The old man slyly looked at him and said, ‘Well, last week I
sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This was your
Grandma’s idea.

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