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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/27/2009

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True story: Free to good home

Perhaps

You are on the bus when you suddenly realize

Sorry officer

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’ For three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of this deal.
It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’

The next day someone stole it!

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The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume. “This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said the sales clerk. “It’s $285 per ounce.”

“Listen,” the man shot back, “for $285 an ounce, I don’t want something called ‘Perhaps’; I want something called…

“You Can Bet Your Sweet Ass You’ll Get Some !!!”
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You are on the bus when you suddenly realize … you need to fart.
The music is really loud, so you time your farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, you start to feel better as you approach your stop. As you are leaving the bus, people are really staring you down, and that’s when you realize, you have been listening to your ipod.
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Sorry officer

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