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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/26/2009

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“Christmas comes but once a year – 364 days to get your rear in gear.” John Wesley Harding, “Talking Christmas Goodwill Blues”

He told me to give up my seat to a lady.

A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll

Sex is like a gas station

Car alarm

Son: ‘Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.’
Mom: ‘Well, you have done the right thing.’
Son: ‘But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.’

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A guy goes into an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll.
Guy behind the counter says, ‘Male or female?’
Customer says, ‘Female.’
Counter guy asks, ‘Black or white?’
Customer says, ‘White.’
Counter guy asks, ‘Christian or Muslim?’
Customer says, ‘What the hell does religion have to do with it?’
Counter guy says, ‘The Muslim one blows itself up.’

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Sex is like a gas station.

Sometimes you get full service,

Sometimes you have to ask for service

and sometimes you have to be happy with self-service.

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Car alarm

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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