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OUR LIGHTER SIDE01/01/2009

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After living in Seattle for 15 yrs, this makes perfect sense to me

Police Sensitivity

Gun Control

After living in Seattle for 15 yrs, this makes perfect sense to me

A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment.

As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed to march right through the pearly gates into heaven. Others, though, were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile. After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow’s curiosity got the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.

“Excuse me, Prince of Darkness,” he said. “I’m waiting in line for judgment, but I couldn’t help wondering, why are you tossing those people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the others?” “Ah, those…” Satan said with a groan. “They’re all from Seattle, they’re too wet to burn.”

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Police Sensitivity
Chicago, Il.
12/15/08

Chicago Police today reported finding a John Doe male body in the Chicago River . The victim apparently drowned due to excessive narcotics consumption . He was wearing black fishnet stockings, a red garter belt, a strap-on dildo, and an Obama T-shirt. He also had a cucumber stuffed up his rectum.

The police thoughtfully removed the Obama T-shirt to spare the victim’s family any unnecessary embarrassment….

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Gun Control

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