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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/30/2008

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A Fine Vacation In Jamaica

Mommy Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?

Boy and his train

A Fine Vacation In Jamaica

A lady goes on vacation to Jamaica. Upon arriving, she
meets a black man, and after a night of passionate
love making she asks him, “What is your name?” “I
can’t tell you,” the black man says.

Every night they meet and every night she asks him
again what his name is and he always responds the
same – he can’t tell her.
On her last night there she asks again, “Can you
please tell me your name?” “I can’t tell you my name
because you will laugh at me.” says the blackman.
“There is no reason for me to laugh at you,” the lady
says.

“Fine, my name is Snow!” the black man replies. And
the lady bursts into laughter, and the blackman gets
mad and says,” I knew you would make fun of it”.

The lady replied, “I’m not making fun of your name. I’m
thinking of my husband who won’t believe me when I
tell him that I had 10 inches of Snow every day in
Jamaica!”

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A little boy says to his mother,

“Mommy Mommy, how come I’m black and you’re white?”

His mother replied,

“Don’t even go there! From what I can remember about that fucking party, you’re lucky you don’t bark!
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A boy and his train

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