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Our Lighter Side 12/1/2008

An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation.

Do you know what you call men who buy condoms for 99c

Birthday Reminder

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An old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a
Ceremonial pipe and eyeing two U. S. Government officials sent to interview him.

“Chief Two Eagles,” asked one Official, “You have observed the
white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his technological advances.
You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.”

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The Official continued, “Considering all these events, in your
opinion, where did the white man go wrong?”

The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute
and then calmly replied, “When white man found the land, Indians were running
it.”

“No taxes.”

“No debt.”

“Plenty buffalo.”

“Plenty beaver.”

“Women did all the work.”

“Medicine man free.”

“Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing.”

“All night having sex.”

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, “Only white man dumb
enough to think he could improve system like that.”

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The ‘99 cent’ stores was running an ad for a box of condoms for 99c.

Do you know what you call men who buy condoms for 99c ?. . .

‘Daddy’.

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Birthday reminder

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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