OUR LIGHTER SIDE 11/28/2008
Written by chuck on November 27, 2008 – 9:30 pm -What is the speed of darkness?
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Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are walking down the road.
Dear E-Harmony Applicant
Why I quit police work
Experienced economist and not so experienced economist are walking down the road. They come across some shit lying on the asphalt. Experienced economist: “If you eat it I’ll give you $20,000!”
Not so experienced economist runs his optimization problem and figures out he’s better off eating it so he does and collects money.
Continuing along the same road they almost step into yet another shit. Not so experienced economist: “Now, if YOU eat this shit I’ll give YOU $20,000.”
After evaluating the proposal experienced economist eats shit getting the money.
They go on. Not so experienced economist starts thinking: “Listen, we both have the same amount of money we had before, but we both ate shit. I don’t see us being better off.”
Experienced economist: “Well, that’s true, but you overlooked the fact that we’ve been just involved in $40,000 of trade.”
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Dear E-Harmony Applicant,
We regret to inform you that your application to join our online dating agency has been rejected.
One of the questions we asked on the on-line application was:
‘What do you like most in a woman?’
‘My dick’ is not an appropriate answer!
Thank you for your interest.
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