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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/29/2008

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Bumper sticker seen in Texas: ‘I’ll keep my freedom, my guns, and my money,you can keep THE CHANGE’. Vote for McCain/Palin

You slept with my wife, you son of a bitch

The Haircut

Two timing slob

One guy is very upset and yells at his friend, “You slept with my
wife, you son of a bitch. I am gonna make you pay for what you did.”

“Bullshit,” replies the other one, “why should I pay twice?”
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The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the e barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop.

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress.

Vote carefully this year
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Two timing SOB

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