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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/1/2008

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Quote: “I understand there is now a new virginity movement in high schools
around the country where kids are now saving themselves for the
right teacher.” Jay Leno

Gay was elected as the Mayor of Key West, Florida.

Ole’s Hornet Accident

Lane closed

A few years ago a man who was openly gay was elected as the Mayor of Key
West, Florida.
After the election results were in, a hord of reporters surrounded him
and began asking him questions on how he won.
A young reporter walked up to him and said: “Mr. Mayor, I understand
that you used a basic grass roots campaign to win, met lots of people,
shook lots of hands, kissed lots of babies…I even heard that you
kissed a parakeete.”
The mayor relied: “That’s right young man, I brought the campaign to the
people, but I must correct you on one point, I did not kiss a
parakeet……I kissed a Cock-or-two.”

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Ole’s Hornet Accident

Ole is out on the farm plowing the back 40. Suddenly Ole needs to take a leak. He jumps off his tractor, drops his pants, and begins to relieve himself. Poor
Ole….he doesn’t realize that he’s peeing on a hornets nest buried in the field.

Suddenly Ole is surrounded by a swarm of angry, wet bee’s and he gets stung multiple times right on his tallywacker. By golly, this really hurts, so Ole runs like the dickens to the farm house and calls the Doctor. Ole says, ‘Hey Doc, I was just out back plowing ya know, when I had to pee and by golly I peed right on a hornets nest, and they stung me right on my junk, and she burns something terrible’. ‘What can ya do to help me there, Doc’?

The Doctor replies, ‘Well now Ole, if I was you, I’d stick my tallywacker in a bowl of warm buttermilk’. ‘It should relieve the s welling and stop the burning’.. That’s what I’d do.

So by now, Ole’s unit is swollen up to un-believable proportions. So he pours himself a bowl of buttermilk and lays his junk in the bowl.

Enter Lena
Lena looks at Ole with his member laying in the buttermilk, she pauses for a moment, looks Ole squarely in the eye and says to him, ‘Ya know there Ole, we’ve been married for nearly 50 years now, and I never could figure out how you re-loaded that thing.
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