Chuck's Blog

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/30/2008

Quote: Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is a husband.

Good Advice From Kids

I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn

Pretty Women

Good Advice From Kids

Making your bed is a waste of time.

Don’t ask your three-year-old brother to hold a tomato.

Don’t wear polka-dotted underpants under white shorts.

Don’t drink anything when you’re upside down.

Don’t tease your sister when she is holding a baseball bat.

A puppy has bad breath, even after a mint.

Don’t tell your mother her diet isn’t working.

Wear a hat when feeding seagulls.

Don’t eat prunes.

If you want to draw on the wall, do it behind the sofa.

If you want a cat, start by asking for a horse.

Listen to your brain; it has a lot of information.

You need to put your hand up, otherwise adults don’t listen to you.

Don’t sneeze when somebody is cutting your hair.

When your dad is angry and asks ‘do you think I’m stupid?’ then don’t tell him what you think.

When mom is upset with Dad, don’t let her comb your hair.

Don’t let a dog stand guard over your food.

Keep asking ‘why’ until you understand it!!

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Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn. Until, that is, I married a small town Ohio girl.

While I was in seminary school, I had a temporary assignment at a church in a rural community.

The day of my first sermon, I tried very hard to fit in. Maybe too hard. With my wife sitting in the first pew, I began my discourse, “I never saw a cow until I met my wife.”

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Pretty Women

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