OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/29/2008
Written by chuck on September 28, 2008 – 9:30 pm -Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a drive-in movie? They had gone to see ‘Closed for the Winter.’
The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
What should you do if you get an e-mail with the subject “Nude pictures of Sarah or Hillary”
Bud Light Ad
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabbie if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants to catch her in the act.
For £50, the cabbie agrees.
Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabbie tip toe into the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the blanket back and there is his wife in bed with another man!
The husband puts a gun to the naked man’s head. The wife shouts, ‘Don’t do it! I lied when I told you I inherited money.
HE paid for our new Mercedes Benz convertible.
HE paid for the new golf clubs I gave you.
HE paid for your Man U. season tickets.
HE paid for your season ticket to the Oval.
HE paid for our cottage in South of France
HE paid for our speed boat.
HE paid for your country club membership, and
HE even pays for your monthly dues!’
Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the gun. He looks over at the cabbie and says, ‘What would you do?’
The cabbie replies, ‘I’d cover his arse with that blanket before he catches a cold.’
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Q. What should you do if you get an e-mail with the subject “Nude pictures of Sarah Palin”?
A. Whatever you do, don’t open it! It could contain a computer virus!
Q. What should you do if you get an e-mail with the subject “Nude pictures of Hillary Clinton”?
A. Whatever you do, don’t open it! It could contain nude pictures of Hillary Clinton!
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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
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