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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/29/2008

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon

How Italians do business

Alaska job

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon: An Alabama fan, An Auburn fan, A Tennessee fan, and a Georgia fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the other three ‘This is for the volunteers! ‘and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming Rocky Top as he fell to his death.

Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Georgia fan jumped up and shouted ‘This is for the DAWGS and threw himself off the mountain barking Woof…woof, woof, woof, woof! as he crashed on the rocks below.

Refusing to be outdone by the Tennessee and Georgia fans, the Alabama fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs ‘This is for THE CRIMSON TIDE!’ and without hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting ‘Fly now, You War Eagle!’

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How Italians do business

Luigi (father): ‘I want you to marry a girl of my choice.’

Son: ‘I will choose my own bride.’

Luigi: ‘But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.’

Son: ‘Well, in that case . . . ok’

Next Luigi approaches Bill Gates.

Luigi: ‘I have a husband for your daughter.’

Bill Gates: ‘But my daughter is too young to marry.’

Luigi: ‘But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank’.

Bill Gates: ‘Ah, in that case . . ok’

Finally Luigi goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Luigi: ‘I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.’

President: ‘But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!’

Luigi : ‘But this young man is Bill Gates’ son-in-law.’

President: ‘Ah, in that case . . ok’

And that, my friends, is how Italians do business.

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Alaska job

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