OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/01/2008

Written by Ed on June 30, 2008 – 11:00 pm -

Just a tap on the shoulder
Games for when we get older
Beginning of the Internet

Just a tap on the shoulder
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped
him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly
hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large
plate glass window.

For a few minutes everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
shaking driver said, “I’m sorry but you scared the daylights out of me.”

The frightened passenger apologized to the cab driver and said he didn’t
realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, “No, no, I’m sorry, it’s entirely my fault. Today is
my first day driving a cab. I’ve been driving a hearse for the last 25
years.”

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GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER
1. Sag, you’re It.
2. Hide and go pee.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Musical recliners.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

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Beginning of the Internet

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