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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/29/2008

One named “I Cum” and one named “No Cum”.

Indian Toilet Paper

Saying goodbye

Once upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen.

One named “I Cum” and one named “No Cum”.

“No Cum” marry pretty Chinese girl named “No Cum Tu”.

For very obvious reason “No Cum” and “No Cum Tu” not have any children.

One day, “No Cum” went out of town on business and “I Cum” came over and
spent the night with “No Cum Tu”.

That night “I Cum” came and “No Cum Tu” came too.

This make both very happy.

About 7 or 8 months later, “No Cum” see he about to become father but he not
know how come, so when baby come, he named it, “How Cum U Cum”.

Of course, “I Cum” and “No Cum Tu” know “How Cum U Cum” came but to this day
“No Cum” not know how come “How Cum U Cum” came!

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An Indian walks into a trading post and asks for toilet paper. The clerk asks if he would like no name, Charmin, or White Cloud.

“White Cloud sounds like good Indian toilet paper,” says the Indian. “How much is it?”

“$1.00 a roll,” the clerk replies.

“That seems pretty expensive,” responds the Indian. “What about the others?”

“Charmin is $2.00 a roll, and no name is 50 cents a roll.”

The Indian doesn’t have much money, so he opts for the no name. Within a few hours, he is back at the trading post.

“I have a name for the no name toilet paper,” he announces to the clerk. “We shall call it John Wayne.”

“Why?” asks the confused clerk.

“Cause it’s rough and it’s tough and it don’t take no crap off an Indian.”Damn!!!!!!

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