OUR LIGHTER SIDE 4/30/2008
Written by chuck on April 29, 2008 – 9:30 pm -Real “Personal ads” in the Dublin News
We in Holland cannot figure out why you Americans are even bothering to hold an election
Kid with fake ID!
Real “Personal ads” in the Dublin News
Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and starting fights on Patrick Street at three o’clock in the morning.
Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.
Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.
Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21-year-old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.
Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.
Limerick man, 26, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 24 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.
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The election as seen from afar!!!
We in Holland cannot figure out why you Americans are even bothering to hold an election.
On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and the other Democrat is a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the Republican side, you have a true war hero married to a hot blond woman with a huge chest who also owns a beer distributorship.
Is there really any contest here?!?”
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