OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/31/2008
Written by chuck on January 30, 2008 – 9:30 pm -Please tell you friends about OLS!
Virago
Hot pursuit
Virago
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
“How are you grandpa? he asks.
“Feeling fine,” says the old man.
“What’s the food like?”
“Terrific, wonderful menus.”
“And the nursing?”
“Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.”
“What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”
“No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At 10 o’clock they
bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viagra tablet … and that’s it.
I go out like a light.”
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off
to question the nurse in charge.
“What are you people doing,” he says, “I’m told you’re giving an
85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can’t be true?”
“Oh, yes,” replies the nurse. “Every night at 10 o’clock we give him
a cup of chocolate and a Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well.
The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him from
rolling out of bed.”
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