Chuck's Blog

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 1/30/2008

Quote: If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. Catherine Aird

Two jokes

Magic Beer

I found an old picture of me and my babbysitter!

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirtbag.

What do u call Buckwheat when he comes across a Muslim?
KareamofWheat

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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really good-looking guy sitting at
the bar by himself. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
“Magic Beer”, he says.

She thinks he’s a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after
realizing that there is no one else worth talking to, goes back to the
man sitting at the bar and says,

“That isn’t really Magic Beer, is it?”

“Yes, I’ll show you.” He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the
window, flies around the building three times and comes back in the
window.

The lady can’t believe it. She says, “I bet you can’t do that
again.”

He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the
building three times, and comes back in the window. She is so amazed
that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender,
“Give her one of what I’m having.”

She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window,
plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies. The
bartender looks up at the guy and says,

“You know what, Superman, you’re a real asshole when you’re drunk.”
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Photo of my old baby sitter!

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