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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 12/28/07

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Social Security sex?

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Men Do Remember Anniversaries

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
She finds him sitting at the table with a hot cup of coffee in front ofhim.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of hiscoffee.

“What’s the matter, dear?” she whispers as she steps into the room.
“Why are you down here at this time of night?”

The husband looks up from his coffee,”Do you remember 20 years ago when
we were dating, and you were only 16?”he asked solemnly.

The wife touched to tears thinking that her husband is so caring andsensitive. “Yes, I do” she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily.
“Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?”

“Yes, I remember” said the wife, lowering herself into a chair besidehim.

The husband continued. “Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in myface and said, “Either marry my daughter, or I will send you to jail for20 years?”

“I remember that to” she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, ” I would have gotten out today.”

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Two men were talking.

“So, how’s your sex life?”

“Oh, nothing special. I’m having Social Security sex.”

“Social Security sex?”

“Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!”

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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