OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/22/2007
Written by chuck on October 21, 2007 – 8:34 pm -Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it
17 Pairs of Contradictory Proverbs
Rubber on your stick
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Ex-Mexican prez: ‘Amero’ on the way
Written by chuck on October 21, 2007 – 1:51 pm -President Bush is a disgrace to the American people. Yes, I voted for him, there was no other choice.
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How To Configure and Use Text-to-Speech in Windows XP
Written by chuck on October 21, 2007 – 8:41 am -Text-to-Speech (TTS) capabilities for a computer refers to the ability to
play back text in a spoken voice. This article describes how to configure
and use text-to-speech in Windows XP.
http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306902
TTS is the ability of the operating system to play back printed text as
spoken words. An internal driver, called a TTS engine, recognizes the text
and using a synthesized voice chosen from several pre-generated voices,
speaks the written text. A TTS engine is installed with the operating
system. Additional engines are also available through third-party
manufacturers. These engines often use a certain jargon or vocabulary; for
example, a vocabulary specializing in medical or legal terminology. They can
also use different voices allowing for regional accents such as British
English, or speak a different language altogether such as German, French, or
Russian.
The Text-to-Speech tab in the Speech tool in Control Panel presents the
options for each TTS engine. See the individual Help topics for specific
help. In addition to the general options, each engine can have a different
set of specific features. For that reason, not all the resulting dialog
boxes will look the same. It is possible that no special features have been
included and some of the properties buttons will not have an associated
dialog box.
Thanks to Michael in Walterboro, SC for this tip.
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Another 40 year old teacher with a 14 year old.
Written by chuck on October 20, 2007 – 11:32 am -A 40 year old Van Nuys teacher was arrested on suspicion of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old boy.
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If she was 300 pounds overweight I might understand why, but this is a hot 40 year old who does not look 40.
What in the “HELL” was she thinking? I would love to sit down with this lady, over a cup of coffee and discuss this.
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State Trooper Arrested For Sex With Porn Star
Written by chuck on October 19, 2007 – 10:51 am -Richert has said that she did not intend for Moss to get into trouble and that he incriminated himself by “bragging” about the encounter to friends.
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Most men are so damn dumb…running his mouth!
Click on the sideshow to see photos of this HOT actress.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/19/2007
Written by chuck on October 18, 2007 – 9:12 pm -“Money doesn’t create man but it is the man who creates money.” Warren Buffett
The Tandem Story
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests
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Absolutely Hilarious Bathroom Mirror Prank
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/18/2007
Written by chuck on October 17, 2007 – 9:34 pm -Quote: “It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.” Harry S Truman
Bear Hunting
Definition of ‘OLD’
T’was a poor English lad from Goring
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WACKY WARNING LABEL
Written by chuck on October 17, 2007 – 2:10 pm -The personal injury lawyers who file the frivolous lawsuits that make outrageously obvious warning labels necessary may not be pleased that we reveal some of their secrets, but America deserves to know how the ‘sue first, ask questions later’ mentality is changing our culture and piling costs on consumers.
I have said for years, damn personal injury lawyers, were killing this great country.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/17/2007
Written by chuck on October 16, 2007 – 10:01 pm -Freedom Of Speech Tho Wonderful
Needs The “Freedom Not To Listen”
To Work
Sexy 25 year- old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm.
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
Can I use the car tonight?
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