OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/31/2007
Written by Ed on October 30, 2007 – 8:34 pm -May I have two poppy seed bagels to go, please?
An old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.
Q. Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?
May I have two poppy seed bagels to go, please?
It was a terrible night, blowing cold and snow in a most frightful manner. The streets were deserted and the local baker was just about to close up shop when a little, old man slipped through the door. He carried an umbrella, blown inside out and was bundled in two sweaters and a thick coat. But even so, he still looked wet, freezing and bedraggled.
As he unwound his scarf, he said to the baker, “May I have two poppy seed bagels to go, please?”
The baker said in astonishment, “Two bagels? Nothing more?”
“That’s right,” answered the little man. “One for me and one for Sherry.”
“And who is Sherry, your wife?” asked the baker.
“What did you think,” snapped the little man, “that my mother would send me out on a night like this?!”
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An old couple who hadn’t celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out.
The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, “You can’t go out like that!”
She said, “I can go anyway I want to”
Where upon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tally-whacker.
The old woman says, “You’re going out like that?” and he replies, “Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.”
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Q. Why do blondes get confused in the bathroom?
A. They have to pull their panties down themselves.
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