OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/30/2007
Written by chuck on October 29, 2007 – 9:21 pm -Pa won’t like it
The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain
Q. What is the definition of Blood, Sweat and Tears?
Cheater
Pa won’t like it
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.
The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”
“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”
“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.
“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “but Pa won’t like it.”
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host, “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”
“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”
“Under the wagon.”
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The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain
A man went to a dentist one day for a regular check up. The dentist decided that one tooth was in such bad condition that it should be extracted. The dentist advised the man of the situation who agreed to the procedure. When the dentist went to give the man an injection the man said “don’t worry, I don’t need an injection”. The dentist went on to explain that the procedure could be very painful however the patient insisted that he would be OK without a needle. The patient went on to explain that he had two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain so the dentist went ahead and extracted the tooth. To the dentist’s amazement the guy didn’t even wince.
The dentist, quite astonished remarked ” that was amazing, the two recent experiences you say you had that made you immune to pain must have been something special, would you care to tell me about them”. The man said “sure, one day I was out hunting and suddenly had an overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels. I ducked behind a bush and squatted down and my scrotum landed squarely on the trigger of a rabbit trap and CRUNCH!!”. The dentist exclaimed “oh my god, that must have been excruciating but what was the second experience”. The man replied “when I ran out of chain”
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Q. What is the definition of Blood, Sweat and Tears?
A. A women standing in front of a tampon machine with a bent quarter.
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