Chuck's Blog

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 10/01/07

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon.

A man doing market research for the Vaseline Co.

Four football fans go rock climbing one afternoon. An Alabama fan, an Auburn fan, a Tennessee fan, and a Mississippi State fan. They had been arguing all the way up the mountain about who among them was the most die hard fan.

Upon reaching the top of the mountain, the Tennessee fan proclaimed to the other three ‘This is for the Volunteers!’ and promptly threw himself off the mountain as a form of sacrifice, screaming ‘Rocky top’ as he fell to his death.

Not to be outdone by the Tennessee fan, the Mississippi State fan jumped up and shouted ‘This is for the DAWGS’ and threw himself off the mountain barking Woof..woof, woof, woof! As he crashed on the rocks below.

Refusing to be out done by the Tennessee and Mississippi State fans, the Alabama fan rose to his feet and yelled at the top of his lungs ‘This is for THE CRIMSON TIDE!’ and without hesitation, pushed the Auburn fan off the mountain shouting—

Fly War Eagle! Fly

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A man doing market research for the Vaseline Co. knocked at the door and was greeted
by a young woman with three small children running around at her feet. “I’m doing some
research for the VaselineCompany. Have you ever used our product? She said, “Yes, my
husband and I use it all the time.”

“If you don’t mind my asking,” he said, “What do you use it for?”

Mostly we use it for sex,” she said. The researcher was a little taken aback.

“Usually people don’t tell me that they use it for sex. Instead, they tell us that
they use it on a child’s bicycle chain or to lubricate a gate hinge and many
other things, but very rarely sex. As a matter of fact, we know that most people
do use it for sex.

I admire you for your honesty. Since you’ve been so frank with me, can you tell me exactly HOW do you use it for sex?”

The woman said, “It’s no secret and I don’t mind telling you at all.

My husband and I have found that if we put it on the doorknob, it keeps the kids out.”

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Bear Rescue on Rainbow Bridge at Donner Summit

and…

In W.Va, Police Hold Six in Alleged Torture Case

Under the Serious Side!

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Quality service since 1972.

Stereo, turntable, band equipment, VCR etc.

Quality Service

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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