OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/28/2007
Written by chuck on September 27, 2007 – 10:06 pm -I have thousands of readers, but only a handful of readers send me jokes. Please send jokes and stuff to OLS and I will post your stuff! ols@ourlighterside.com
Scientific deduction
To what do you attribute your good health?
Smart Bird
Scientific deduction
There once was a scientist who studied frogs.
One day, the scientist put the frog on the ground and told it to jump.
The frog jumped four feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “Frog with four feet, jumps four feet.”
So the scientist cut off one of one of the frogs’ legs.
The scientist told the frog to jump.
Frog jumped three feet.
So the scientist wrote in his note book, “Frog with three feet jumps three feet.”
So the scientist cut of another leg.
He told the frog to jump.
The frog jumped two feet.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook “Frog with two feet jumps two feet.”
The scientist cut off one more leg.
He told the frog to jump.
Frog jumped one foot.
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “Frog with one foot jumps one foot.”
So the scientist cut off his last leg.
“He said, “Frog jump. Frog jump. FROG JUMP!”
So the scientist wrote in his notebook, “Frog with no feet goes deaf.”
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A 65 year old man went to the doctor for his Class II physical exam and the doctor was amazed at what good shape the guy was in.
The doctor asked, “To what do you attribute your good health?”
The old timer said, “I’m a retired Fighter Pilot flying a helicopter for the local TV station, and that’s why I’m in such good shape. I am up well before daylight, climb all over the helicopter doing my preflight inspection, flying all day, etc.”
The doctor said, “Well, I’m sure that helps, but there’s got to be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?”
The old timer said, “Who said my dad’s dead?”
The doctor said, “You mean you’re 65 years old and your dad’s still alive? How old is he?”
The old timer said, “He’s 84 years old and, in fact, he built and flies his own airplane and he went flying with me this morning. That’s why he’s still alive… he’s a pilot too!”
The doctor said, “Well, that’s great, but I’m sure there’s more to it. How about your dad’s dad? How old was he when he died?”
The old timer said, “Who said my grandpa’s dead?” The doctor said, “You mean your dad is 84 years old and his father is still living! How old is he?”
The old timer said, “Grandpa is 102 years old and he was a pilot too.”
The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, “I guess he went flying with you this morning too?”
The old timer said, “No…Grandpa could n’t go this morning because he just got married and he’s on his honeymoon.”
The doctor said in amazement, “Got married!! Why would a 102-year-old guy want to get married?”
The old timer said, “Who said he wanted to?”
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