OUR LIGHTER SIDE 9/26/2007
Written by chuck on September 25, 2007 – 9:45 pm -I have thousands of readers, but only a handful of readers send me jokes. Please send jokes and stuff to OLS and I will post your stuff! ols@ourlighterside.com
Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie
Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf.
Female Fantasies!
A Mexican is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle comes a Genie. The Mexican is stunned.
The Genie says, “Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you want.”
The Mexican begins thinking, “Well, I really like drinking tequila.”
Finally the Mexican says, “I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make me pee tequila.”
The Genie grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees in it. He looks at the glass and it’s clear…looks like tequila.
Then smells the liquid…smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, “Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!”
She comes running down the hall, and the Mexican takes another glass out of the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
The next night the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife to get two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses. The result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks until the sun comes up.
Finally, Friday night comes and the Mexican comes home from work and tells his wife, “Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we will drink Tequila.” His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
The Mexican begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife asks him, “But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?”
Pancho raises the glass and says, “BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE.”
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Sid and Barney head out for a quick round of golf. Since they are short on time, they decide to play only 9 holes. Sid offers Barney, “let’s say we make the time worth the while, at least for one of us, and spot $5 on the lowest score for the day.” Barney agrees and they enjoy a great game. After the 8th hole, Barney is ahead by 1 stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th.
“Help me find my ball, you look over there,” he says to Sid. after 5 minutes, neither has had any luck, and since a lost ball carries a four-point penalty, Barney pulls a ball from his pocket and tosses it to the ground. “I’ve found my ball!” he announces triumphantly.
Sid looks at him forlornly, “After all the years we’ve been friends, you’d cheat me on golf for a measly five dollars?”
“What do you mean cheat? I found my ball sitting right here!”
“And a liar, too!!!” Sid says with amazement. “I’ll have you know I’ve been standing on your ball for the last five minutes!”
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