Green Window for OLS Videos
Written by Ed on August 21, 2007 – 10:42 pm -I found if you are still getting a green screen instead of the video when you’re trying to view Chuck’s videos and you are running the newest version, 11 of WMP, open Windows Media Player, click on Tools, Options, then select the Network Tab then go down to the Streaming proxy settings, HTTP should be set to Autodetect but RTSP needs to be changed to None. Highlight RTSP then click on the Configure button under this box. This will open another dialog box to change Proxy change settings. Select Do not use proxy server: then OK, OK and close Windows Media Player. It may be a good idea to close IE as well, then go back to OLS and try it again. If you are still having problems, please send me an email at ed@outlighterside.com and explain what you’re getting and I’ll see if I can duplicate the problem.
Have a good evening!
Ed
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/22/2007
Written by chuck on August 21, 2007 – 9:17 pm -I have thousands of readers, but only a handful of readers send me jokes. Please send jokes and stuff to OLS and I will post your stuff! ols@ourlighterside.com
30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN
Ghost Sex
Little brother
30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it’s cute.
3. Why don’t we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It’s OK, we’ll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no… a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won’t take long.!
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the ‘early bird.
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Ghost Sex
A professor at The University of Arkansas was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands. “Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands. “That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand. “Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
3 students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further “Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand. The professor takes off his glasses, and says “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the
room, the professor asks, “So, Bubba, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”
Bubba replied, “Shiiiit! From way back thar I thought you said “Goats.”
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/21/2007
Written by chuck on August 20, 2007 – 9:30 pm -I have thousands of readers, but only a handful of readers send me jokes. Please send jokes and stuff to OLS and I will post your stuff! ols@ourlighterside.com
I would like to join this damn church
Misdiagnosis
Slurpee
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XP Sound Problems?
Written by Ed on August 20, 2007 – 8:00 pm -Are you having sound problems with your XP? Because there are many possible causes, Microsoft article 307918 will help you pinpoint what’s wrong and get some sound back into your life again.
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High Heels of Fire
Written by chuck on August 20, 2007 – 5:28 pm -One hundred German women braved broken heels and sprained ankles in Saturday’s second annual “Stiletto Run” 100-meter race in Berlin.
Click here for the complete story!
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Making Zipped Folders in XP
Written by Ed on August 19, 2007 – 10:09 pm -Did you know that XP supports creating zipped folders without installing any third party compressor program such as WinZip? Here’s how you create a zipped folder in XP: Click Start, My Computer then open the drive or folder where you want to create the zipped folder. Next select File, New and select Compressed (zipped) Folder then type a name for the folder now press Enter.
The folder will have a zipper icon to indicate that it’s zipped. Now you can drag and drop files into the folder and they will automatically be compressed. When you open a zipped folder, you’ll see the selection to Extract All Files in the list of Folder Tasks.
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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/20/2007
Written by chuck on August 19, 2007 – 9:52 pm -I have thousands of readers, but only a handful of readers send me jokes. Please send jokes and stuff to OLS and I will post your stuff! ols@ourlighterside.com
Holy Soap!!
Job Opening
Wishing
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Jamaica radio audio feed
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Radar mosaic from the Cuban Meteorological Institute that shows Cuba and Jamaica.
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