OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/29/2007
Written by chuck on August 28, 2007 – 8:56 pm -I have thousands of readers, but only a handful of readers send me jokes. Please send jokes and stuff to OLS and I will post your stuff! ols@ourlighterside.com
MENSA is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher.
A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down.
A customer walks into a porno store asking for an inflatable doll.
MENSA is an organization whose members have an IQ of 140 or higher. A few years ago, there was a MENSA Convention in San Francisco and several members lunched at a local cafe.
While dining, they discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper and their pepper shaker was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling and using only the implements at hand?
Clearly, this was a job for MENSA! The group debated and presented ideas and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw and an empty saucer.
They called the waitress over to dazzle her with their solution. “Ma’am,” they said, “we couldn’t help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker…”
“Oh,” the waitress interrupted. “Sorry about that.” So she unscrewed the caps of both and switched them.
Don’t let your brain get in the way of common sense.
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A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and then
rode off.
The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a “Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a” so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills.
When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final “Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!” and rode off.
“What did you do to get that Indian so excited?” asked the service-station attendant.
“Nothing,” the woman answered. “I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn’t fall off.”
“Lady,” the attendant said, “Indians don’t use saddles.”
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A customer walks into a porno store asking for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?
Customer says: “Female’
Counter guy asks: “Black or white?
“Customer says: “White”
Counter guy asks: “Christian or Muslim?”
Customer says: “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”
Counter guy says: “The Muslim one blows itself up.”
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