OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/28/2007
Written by chuck on August 27, 2007 – 8:03 pm -I have thousands of readers, but only a handful of readers send me jokes. Please send jokes and stuff to OLS and I will post your stuff! ols@ourlighterside.com
Quote and counter quote!
A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man
Rigorous Exercise for Over 60
Woman’s Quote of the Day:
“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job
to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into
something with which you’d like to have dinner with.”
Men’s Counter-Quote of the Day:
“Women are like fine wine. They all start out fresh, fruity and
intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with age until they go
all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.”
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A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive man, standing alone. She approached him. “My name is Carmen,” she told him.
“That’s a beautiful name,” he replied, “Is it a family name?” “No,” she replied. “I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like
most– cars and men.”
“What’s your name?” she asked. He said, “Bob Titsenbeer”
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Rigorous Exercise for Over 60
Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 5-lb potato sack in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you’ll find that you can hold this position for just a bit longer.
After a couple of weeks, move up to 10-lb potato sacks. Then try 50-lb potato sacks and then eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-lb potato sack in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. (I’m at this level.)
After you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each of the sacks.
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