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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 8/01/2007

So who y’all callin’ COLORED folks?

Bubba at the revival

Dirty Sign Language!

When I was born, I was BLACK,
When I grew up, I was BLACK ,
When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK,
When I got cold, I was BLACK ,
When I was scared, I was BLACK ,
When I was sick, I was BLACK ,
And when I die, I’ll still be BLACK .

NOW, You “white” folks….

When you’re born, you’re PINK,
When you grow-up, you’re WHITE ,
When you go in the sun, you get RED,
When you’re cold, you turn BLUE,
When you’re scared, you’re YELLOW,
When you get sick, you’re GREEN,
When you bruise, you turn PURPLE ,
And when you die, you look GRAY.

So who y’all callin’ COLORED folks?
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Bubba at the revival

Bubba goes to the revival and listens to the preacher. After a while, the
preacher asks anyone with needs to come forward and be prayed over.

Bubba gets in line and when it’s his turn the preacher says, “Bubba, what
you want me to pray about?” Bubba says, “Preacher, I need you to pray for
my hearing.”

So the preacher puts one finger in Bubba’s ear and the other hand on top of
his head and prays a while. After a few minutes, he removes his hands and
says, “Bubba, how’s your hearing now?”

Bubba says, “I don’t know preacher, it’s not until next Wednesday.”

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Dirty Sign Language!

A construction worker on the 3rd floor of a building needs a handsaw so he sees
another man on the 1st floor. He yells down to him, but he can’t hear, so he
does sign language. He points at his eye meaning “I”, points at his knee meaning
“need”, and moves his hand back and forth in a handsaw motion.

The man on the 1st floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, and starts
masturbating.

The man on the 3rd floor gets so angry he runs down to the 1st floor and says,
“What the hell is wrong with you dumbass? I said I need handsaw!!”

The other guy says, “I knew that, I was just trying to tell you I’m coming.”

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