OUR LIGHTER SIDE 7/31/2007
Written by chuck on July 30, 2007 – 9:30 pm -What am I supposed to do with this?
Redhaired Japanese Baby
The Minister’s New Dentures
“What am I supposed to do with this?” grumbled the motorist as the police clerk handed him a receipt for his traffic fine.
“Keep it,” the clerk advised. “When you get four of them, you get a bicycle.”
________________________
Redhaired Japanese Baby
After the baby was born, the panicked Japanese father went to see the obstetrician.
“Doctor,” he said, “I don’t mind telling you, but I’m a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She can’t possibly be
mine.”
“Nonsense,” the doctor said. “Even though you and your wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the gene pool.”
“It isn’t possible,” the man insisted. “We’re pure Asian.”
“Well,” said the doctor, “let me ask you this. How often do you have sex?”
The man seemed ashamed. “I’ve been working very hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice a month.”
“There you have it!” the doctor said confidently. “It’s just rust.”
________________________
The Minister’s New Dentures
The minister had just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made.
The first Sunday after the surgery, he only preached for 10 minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday he preached for 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way:
“The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot. The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife’s dentures and I couldn’t stop talking!”
**********************************
Electronic Repair Company
Quality service since 1972.
Stereo, turntable, band equipment, VCR etc.
**********************************
DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
—————
Adult Humor
—————
Our Lighter side is an electronic newsletter published five days a week and sent to you from Birmingham, AL.
Please tell your friends about OLS! Would your friends enjoy receiving “Our Lighter Side”?
Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com
Please send jokes and stuff to: ols@ourlighterside.com
Thanks,
Chuck
Posted in Ourlighterside - R rated | Comments Off
Sorry, comments for this entry are closed at this time.