OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/29/2007
Written by chuck on June 29, 2007 – 6:58 am -Erection
Mad Cow Diseae
Girl on a treadmill
Two old retired Marines, that hung around a service type bar, down around the post gate were really drunk havin’ spent most of the day there.telling each other stories about the world and the corp.
One said, “Ya know Joe, when I first joined upm, i was about 20 and whenever I got an erection, I couldn’t bend it even if I using both hands.
By the time I was 30, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really hard.
By the time I was 40 and had made Master/sargeant, I could bend it about 20 degrees, not a problem.
I’m gonna be 50 next week, and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand.”
“So”, says Joe, “What’s your point?”
“Well, I’m just wondering how much stronger I’m gonna get!”
________________________
A female reporter was sent out to interview one of the local farmers to glean some information on the “Mad Cow Diseae
Finding a farmer exiting his barn, the reporter introduces her self and explains her mission and she starts in with, “Sir do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?”
“Sure. Do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?”
“Ahhh well sir, I’m sure that ’s a new piece of information, but what’s the relationship between this and Mad Cow?”
The farmer ccntinues, “And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?” ”
Well sir, that’s interesting, but, what’s the point?” -
“Lady, the point is this: if I’m playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn’t you go a bit mad, too?”
________________________
**********************************
Electronic Repair Company
Quality service since 1972.
Stereo, turntable, band equipment, VCR etc.
**********************************
DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.
—————
Adult Humor
—————
Our Lighter side is an electronic newsletter published five days a week and sent to you from Birmingham, AL.
Please tell your friends about OLS! Would your friends enjoy receiving “Our Lighter Side”?
Send them this address http://www.ourlighterside.com
Please send jokes and stuff to:E-mail OLS
Thanks,
Chuck
Posted in Ourlighterside - R rated | Comments Off
Sorry, comments for this entry are closed at this time.