Chuck's Blog

OUR LIGHTER SIDE 6/01/2007

People photocopying their buttocks…

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite

Golf ball: Be careful how you “phrase” things………..

Careful who you go home with after a few drinks!

People photocopying their buttocks are the cause of 23% of all photocopier faults and equipment breakdowns worldwide.

How did yours come out ? Good enough to frame, maybe autographed for that special someone?

Or maybe send it to your boss, annonymously, and unsigned, but with an appropriate message of course

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A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes
crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything.
She opens the window and yells to her husband, “You need a piece of tail.”

The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, “Make up your mind.
Last night, you told me to go fly a kite…
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Golf ball: Be careful how you “phrase” things………..

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the Doctor asked him, “What happened to you?”

Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.

We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white in its rear end.”

I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it – stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “Still holding the cow’s tail up, I yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!”

I don’t remember much after that…”

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Careful who you go home with after a few drinks!

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DISCLAIMER! There may be errors in this newsletter. Any errors or “typos” you find were also found by me less than 10 minutes after I sent it out. As far as spelling is concerned, Mark Twain once said, I feel bad for the man that can’t spell a word more than one way.

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