OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/31/2007
Written by chuck on May 30, 2007 – 9:30 pm -Quote:
“If God had wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.” Jay Leno
Morning sex
Why God Made Menopause
Why I love dogs!
Morning sex
She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said,You’ve got to make love to me this very moment.”
His eyes lit up and he thought,”This is my lucky day.”
Not wanting to lose the moment,he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said,”Thanks,” and returned to the stove.
More than a little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about?”
She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”
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Why God Made Menopause
With all the new technology regarding fertility, a 65-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, her relatives came to visit.
“May we see the new baby?” one asked. “Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can visit for awhile first.” Thirty minutes had passed, and another relative asked, “May we see the new baby now?”
“No, not yet,” said the mother. After another few minutes had elapsed, they asked again, “May we see the baby now?” No, not yet,” replied the mother.
Growing very impatient, they asked, “Well, when CAN we see the baby?” “WHEN HE CRIES!” she told them. “WHEN HE CRIES??” they demanded. “Why do we have to wait until he CRIES??”
BECAUSE, I forgot where I put him…”
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