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OUR LIGHTER SIDE 5/1/2007

Written by chuck on April 30, 2007 – 10:00 pm -

There was the soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton.

A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist’s office having her annual checkup

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day

Video: Math

There was the soldier who was talking to Chelsea Clinton.

She asked him about fear.

He said there were only 3 things he was afraid of ……..

Osama, Obama and Yo Mama.

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A lady was in the stirrups at her gynecologist’s office having her annual checkup, when she heard the doctor talking to himself
as he examined her:

“My, what a big vagina! My, what a big vagina!”

The lady was, to put it mildly, a bit annoyed. Being the assertive type she spoke up immediately:

“Doctor, I can’t believe what I’m hearing! I think it’s incredibly unprofessional of you to say something like that. To
say such a thing once was bad enough, but twice is outrageous!”

“I’m very sorry,” replied the doctor, “please forgive me. But just to set the record straight, I only said it once.”

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Fairy tale..

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.”
Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.”
Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.”

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.”

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.”

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says. “Who is Rosie O’Donnell?

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Math!

Understanding math

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